10+ hour, 13+ min ago  (190+ words) Trump Calls for Boycotting Every Springsteen Song Except the One That Goes "Hey Little Girl Is Your Daddy Home?The Hard Times WASHINGTON " President Trump urged his MAGA base to boycott Bruce Springsteen's entire music catalog except for "I'm on…...

22+ hour, 7+ min ago  (159+ words) SEATTLE " A 35-year-old millennial with the once ubiquitous finger mustache tattoo noticed that her ink stache is graying right along with her head hair, confirmed sources in complete denial. Arianna Sharma, a local tattoo artist, shared their own experiences with…...

1+ day, 4+ hour ago  (409+ words) Finally! Some justice for the working class! I'll admit, I had my doubts about sports betting site Kalshi after I lost $3000 in my Hawk-Tuah-Coin-Pump-And-Dump-Scandal-Same-Day-As-Jeff-Probst-Rapping-About-The-Applebees-Bourbon-Burger-On-Survivor-48 Parlay last year, but they more than made up for it when they announced we could…...

1+ day, 17+ hour ago  (382+ words) Here's What Rising Gas Prices Means For You at the Pump'The Hard Times We've all seen the headlines about rising oil prices, gas stations charging six bucks a gallon, and ExxonMobil price gouging customers to cash in on the public's…...

2+ day, 4+ hour ago  (89+ words) ODESSA, Fla. " Popular wrestler turned musician Chris Jericho unfortunately announced plans to continue his music career with his metal band Fozzy, distressed sources report. Music fan Reggie Serder reacted to the news. Music expert Jada Cornell provided her insight on…...

3+ day, 23+ hour ago  (529+ words) Who needs conventional retirement planning? As the saying goes, if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life, and that's truly how I feel stealing copper wire from construction sites and selling it at various…...

3+ day, 20+ hour ago  (176+ words) WASHINGTON " The imminent Civil War between the nation's two political parties is reportedly delayed because of the 2026 Weird Al Yankovic tour, confirmed sources. Yankovic's fans on the opposite side of the political spectrum also seem willing to put differences aside,…...

5+ day, 56+ min ago  (221+ words) SEATTLE " Staff of Washington-based alt station WFRD reported complete bewilderment this past week over hearing a ringing phone in their office, which, once answered, proved to be from a caller requesting a song despite it being the year 2026, confirmed sources....

1+ week, 1+ day ago  (337+ words) Red Hot Chili Peppers can sure be annoying at times, can't they? It's almost like most of the band is really talented but has been held back by one babbling, nonsense-spewing member for the past four decades. Well, if you've…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago  (103+ words) SAN FRANCISCO " New app Patriotreads, a conservative take on the popular social cataloguing platform Goodreads, only had the Bible and "The Art of the Deal" as books for users to pick from, sources report. User Zach Brenton commented on his…...