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Slander. Tabs, Wed. , June 10, 2026
1+ hour, 21+ min ago (575+ words) Good morning friends, get ready for TABS! !! !: D Bari Weiss told Scott Pelley to slander Renee Good. (Gift link New York Times) Bari Weiss's Free Press and CBS News are lying about Trump and refugees. That's obvious, obviously, but Radley…...
Coming To America For The World Cup? America Would Prefer Some Of You F*ck Off
19+ hour, 6+ min ago (1295+ words) God, do we love the World Cup, which kicks off Thursday with a match between Mexico and South Africa. For starters, the Cup is one of those sporting events that is considered perfectly acceptable to watch while drinking pints in…...
Knicks Touched By A Loser As Trump Shows Up, Gets Booed, Goes To Sleep
23+ hour, 29+ min ago (557+ words) The New York Knicks lost last night in Game 3 of the NBA Finals. They had won 13 times in a row, but that old curse was in the house, and its name was Donald Trump. Yes, Trump's presence caused his chosen…...
Boooooooo! Tabs, Tues. , June 9, 2026
1+ day, 1+ hour ago (445+ words) Good morning! Who's ready for news? The Knicks lost last night and ended a 13-game winning streak, because Donald Trump was there, and everything he breathes on or farts on or shits on dies. [Inquirer] Good news, though, nobody has…...
Trump F*cking Up All Of New York City To Attend Knicks NBA Final
1+ day, 16+ hour ago (628+ words) This is the Red Sox winning it all in 2004. The White Sox winning it all in 2005. The Cubs winning it all in 2016. The Buffalo Bills winning the Super Bowl, should that ever happen. We're talking a huge and cathartic moment…...
Those Cakes We Like. .. Are Getting Messy This Summer
2+ day, 21+ hour ago (1102+ words) For those of us who are pancreatically challenged, the carbohydrate count for this recipe will vary depending on the fruit used. For the meringue, the carbohydrates are 200g for the entire meringue, or 25g per portion when serving 8 people. A serving of…...
Washingtonian Asks What's Next For David Brooks, Whether You Want To Know Or Not
3+ day, 17+ hour ago (513+ words) In fact, we were actually a little surprised to see the Bluesky post promoting the profile, because we hadn't even noticed when Brooks stopped writing his columns and got hired on by the Atlantic. That, or we did hear it,…...
Happy National Yo-Yo Day, For People Who Are Super Into Yo-Yos
3+ day, 22+ hour ago (304+ words) Today is National Yo-Yo Day! Isn't that exciting? About as exciting as someone making you watch their yo-yo tricks? It is also the day after my birthday and thus also the day after the anniversary of Ronald Reagan's death. And…...
Everything Right is Wrong Again. Wonkette One-A-Day, June 5, 2026
4+ day, 15+ hour ago (314+ words) We made it to Friday and it's never a bad time for a They Might Be Giants reference, however disconnected it might be from the actual things we published today. But then, that line always seems relevant. Donald Trump's on-camera…...
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cucumber Gimlet!
4+ day, 16+ hour ago (529+ words) 2 oz Hendrick's Gin 1 oz St-Germain Liqueur 1 oz lime juice Sprinkle of sea salt 2 slices English cucumber Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker. Gently muddle the cucumber slices. Shake and double-strain into a Nick and Nora glass. Garnish with a…...