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For April Fool's Day, Wonkette Is Serious And Sober. Your Srs Bns Wonkette One-A-Day For April 1, 2026
22+ hour, 3+ min ago (282+ words) If any big corporations tried any spectacularly bad April Fool's Day jokes that ruined their reputations, we have yet to hear of it. But there were plenty of ordinary damn fools in the news already. We began the day with…...
(Boobs.) Wonkette One-A-Day for 3/31/26!
1+ day, 22+ hour ago (132+ words) Well Evan is back from his week off and I know you missed him, and he is back JUST IN TIME for BOOBS. It's always time for boobs! But first he did your Tuesday morning tabs! I guess all the…...
NO KINGS: Pictures From Wonkette Readers All Across This Land
2+ day, 22+ hour ago (194+ words) Wonkette Movie Night Writer. Photographer. Storyteller. They/Them. Subscribe for the best NOTES on Substack according to my cat Harry. NO KINGS: Pictures From Wonkette Readers All Across This Land We are ready for the fight! CLICK ON EACH PIC…...
John the Retired Mailman on Wonkette
3+ day, 12+ min ago (23+ words) There is some importance with being earnest, I've heard. There is some importance with being earnest, I've heard. Vern knows what you mean....
Wonkette Movie Night: Drunken Master
4+ day, 19+ hour ago (265+ words) Drunken Master is not about Pete Hegseth. He would be more along the lines of Master of Being Drunken, or Master of Crushing Own Nuts With Skateboard, I mean look at this slick move. Jackie Chan's got nothing on him....
Edith Prickly on Wonkette
4+ day, 19+ hour ago (58+ words) Jesus, Ka$h is the physical embodiment of cringe. And surprise surprise, the company that makes Sharpies says the dementia patient hallucinated their "deal" https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWb5SBzgotC/?igsh=dXowbnBkOHU3cTVu Jesus, Ka$h is the physical embodiment of cringe. And surprise surprise, the company that…...
Ambiance Chaser on Wonkette
4+ day, 19+ hour ago (55+ words) No one should ever give credit to a dude named Ka$h . . . No one should ever give credit to a dude named Ka$h . . . Sometimes we wonder if this is his real name. Kashyap Pramod Patel. He bromaxxed his name....
ziggywiggy on Wonkette
4+ day, 23+ hour ago (89+ words) What would we do without you, ziggy? What would the resistance do without you? " Doing what I can. I can help, or I say I can try to help to the best that Substack will allow, because phone vs app…...
Today Is National Respect Your Cat Day, Which Should Also Be Every Day
5+ day, 5+ hour ago (211+ words) Today is National Respect Your Cat Day, which I assume all of you who have cats are celebrating with gusto! It's also Cesar Chavez Day, which " we will not be celebrating this year for the obvious reasons, and Lady Gaga's…...
Drink Up. Wonkette One-A-Day for 3/27/26!
5+ day, 22+ hour ago (109+ words) Is anybody else falling into their soup? Like working their second job at the kids" school and just sitting there like a useless not-helpful lump doing nothin for nobody at all? We had some tabs! They were fine tabs but…...