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thebelltowertimes.com > first-production-at-perths-new-film-studio-revealed-as-gone-with-the-wind-starring-local-trampolines

First Production At Perth’s New Film Studio Revealed As Gone With The Wind, Starring Local Trampolines

1+ week, 1+ day ago  (233+ words) Perth's new fan dangled film studio has finally revealed its first production and in news that will delight Westralians, it begins this weekend. The Gone with the Wind remake will cast local trampolines as the sloppy seconds from Cyclone Narelle…...

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thebelltowertimes.com > trump-says-the-2026-afl-premiership-season-has-been-won-by-the-us

Trump Says The 2026 AFL Premiership Season Has Been Won By The US

1+ week, 2+ day ago  (185+ words) Fresh off claiming victory in the Iran War, Donald Trump has made another sensational claim that has many Aussie sports fan's scratching their noggins. According to the Orange King, the mighty USA has won the 2026 AFL Premiership Season. Defeating every…...

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thebelltowertimes.com > regional-wa-relieved-after-grey-nomads-confirm-theyll-still-be-coming-to-take-their-fuel-this-easter

Regional WA Relieved After Grey Nomads Confirm They’ll Still Be Coming To Take Their Fuel This Easter

1+ week, 6+ day ago  (357+ words) Self-funded retirees with a penchant for caravaning have put regional WA's minds at ease after reports surfaced that some people were thinking of cancelling their Easter holiday plans due to the price of fuel. They have assured regional WA that…...

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thebelltowertimes.com > coles-and-woolworths-thank-petrol-companies-for-taking-the-heat-off-them

Coles And Woolworths Thank Petrol Companies For Taking The Heat Off Them

2+ week, 2+ day ago  (246+ words) Coles and Woolworths have each sent a thankyou hamper of marked down treats to the major petrol companies for managing to keep their own despicable gouging out of the news cycle for a coupla weeks. Typically, the only way Colesworth…...

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thebelltowertimes.com > breaking-perth-man-nails-beach-conditions-after-demonstrating-basic-ability-to-read-wind-forecast

BREAKING: Perth Man Nails Beach Conditions After Demonstrating Basic Ability To Read Wind Forecast

2+ week, 4+ day ago  (234+ words) Friends of a Perth man have accused him of witchcraft after he took a few minutes of his day to check the wind forecast and make a call on whether it was going to be a nice morning at the…...

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thebelltowertimes.com > little-shops-selling-cheap-dodgy-fuel-expensive-american-snacks-pop-up-over-night

Little Shops Selling Cheap Dodgy Fuel & Expensive American Snacks Pop Up Over Night

3+ week, 3+ day ago  (268+ words) Little shops that seemingly only sell outrageously priced American snacks have pivoted into a new hustle after reading the room on the public's fears over fuel availability." Ever the market disruptors, these shops that you may or may not have…...

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thebelltowertimes.com > new-freo-traffic-bridge-fully-completed-after-just-48-hours-without-certain-websites

New Freo Traffic Bridge Fully Completed After Just 48 Hours Without "certain Websites"

3+ week, 3+ day ago  (236+ words) A likely consequence of the Pornocalypse has been a major boost in the productivity of tradesman who are though to spend over half their day showing their workmates horrible lewd videos they'd found on the internet. To showcase just how…...

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thebelltowertimes.com > experts-warn-global-conflict-could-push-international-airfares-toward-regional-wa-prices

Experts Warn Global Conflict Could Push International Airfares Toward Regional WA Prices

4+ week, 1+ day ago  (213+ words) Passengers wishing to fly internationally have been met with the harsh realisation that fares are now hovering around the atmospheric heights of typical regional WA travel. Global uncertainty and cancelled routes have caused havoc on itineraries which is just a…...

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thebelltowertimes.com > queue-at-cheaper-perth-petrol-station-now-stretching-to-kalgoorlie

Queue At Cheaper Perth Petrol Station Now Stretching To Kalgoorlie

1+ mon, 14+ hour ago  (285+ words) A potent combination of the conflict in the Middle East, fear mongering and the reputation of petrol companies has created the perfect storm today as Perth motorists" queue for cheaper fuel today. In fact, so many have had the same…...

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thebelltowertimes.com > trump-boycotts-afl-state-of-origin-after-bad-bunny-announced-as-headliner

Trump Boycotts AFL State Of Origin After Bad Bunny Announced As Headliner

1+ mon, 2+ week ago  (243+ words) The AFL has reportedly struck a deal with Puerto Rican artist Bad Bunny after deeming him "ready for the big leagues" after watching his Super Bowl half time show. The top streaming artist confirmed he received the prestigious offer to…...