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Family fuels Albert Regis’ football journey

16+ hour, 22+ min ago  (675+ words) When graduate student defensive tackle Albert Regis had a respite from the ceaseless hubbub of the 2026 NFL Scouting Combine, he didn't call his agent to see what drills he should participate in, he didn't put his headphones on to tune…...

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Satire: A notice on the spread of thought

18+ hour, 46+ min ago  (580+ words) Attention: The following is an excerpt from an infected student's diary and has been distributed to warn against the spreading sickness. For your safety, contact The Texas A&M University System Board of Regents if you notice any similar symptoms…...

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thebatt.com > opinion > satire-the-newest-trend-has-arrived-and-its-tragimusicals

Satire: The newest trend has arrived, and it’s tragimusicals

20+ hour, 30+ min ago  (267+ words) On Nov. 12, 2025, "The Hunger Games: On Stage" opened to rapt audiences at London's Troubadour Canary Wharf Theatre. The longer the show played, the more reviews came out." This new adaptation included bright costumes, moving audience seating and " drumroll please " multiple…...

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thebatt.com > sports > no-15-texas-am-hosts-no-11-georgia-on-easter-weekend

No. 15 Texas A&M hosts No. 11 Georgia on Easter weekend

20+ hour, 32+ min ago  (423+ words) With a 9-7 win over No. 1 Texas on March 29, No. 15 Texas A&M softball avoided the sweep against its top-ranked rival. The Aggies went 1-2 in Austin over the weekend, falling to the Longhorns in Games 1 and 2, pushing their record to 6-3 in…...

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thebatt.com > opinion > satire-secret-lives-of-corps-wives-reveals-shocking-truths-in-season-finale

Satire: ‘Secret Lives of Corps Wives’ reveals shocking truths in season finale

20+ hour, 29+ min ago  (120+ words) Satire: "Secret Lives of Corps Wives" reveals shocking truths in season finale'The Battalion Satire: "Secret Lives of Corps Wives" reveals shocking truths in season finale Amyleigh Jones is a communication senior, but she is better known for being the leader…...

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thebatt.com > sports > just-a-kid-from-temple-taurean-yorks-nfl-journey

Just a kid from Temple: Taurean York’s NFL journey

20+ hour, 29+ min ago  (758+ words) Matthew 7:7 reads: "Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you." Junior linebacker Taurean York has been asking, seeking and knocking since the very beginning of his…...

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thebatt.com > sports > shes-just-made-my-experience-here-so-great

‘She’s just made my experience here so great’

21+ hour, 24+ min ago  (484+ words) Ware, the 31st-ranked transfer prospect, made the decision to take her talents to College Station for her redshirt junior year on May 28, 2023, joining forces with Taylor for the very first time. Her arrival was very heavily anticipated, and the 12th Man…...

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thebatt.com > sports > nico-partida-named-perfect-games-midseason-freshman-of-the-year

Nico Partida named Perfect Game’s Midseason Freshman of the Year

1+ day, 18+ hour ago  (236+ words) No. 20 Texas A&M baseball's freshman third baseman Nico Partida was selected as Perfect Game's Midseason Freshman of the Year, as announced on Tuesday, March 31." As a member of Pearland High School's 2025 graduating class, Partida withdrew from the MLB Draft…...

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Satire: Writers shouldn’t read – The Battalion

2+ day, 3+ hour ago  (54+ words) Satire: Writers shouldn't read'The Battalion Satire: Writers shouldn't read Your donation will support the student journalists of Texas A&M University - College Station. Your contribution will allow us to purchase equipment and cover our annual website hosting costs, in addition…...

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thebatt.com > sports > herding-bearkats-am-belts-sam-houston-16-2

Herding Bearkats: A&M belts Sam Houston, 16-2

1+ day, 18+ hour ago  (223+ words) After sweeping Missouri for its first Southeastern Conference series victory, No. 20 Texas A&M baseball added to its now-six-game win streak with a 16-2 over Sam Houston on Tuesday, March 31. Fresh off conference weekly honors, junior first baseman Gavin Grahovac blistered…...