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readceltic.com > 03/29/2026 > keevins-writes-celtic-off-there-is-hope-for-us-yet

Keevins writes Celtic off – there is hope for us yet

4+ day, 23+ hour ago  (667+ words) This morning, according to Hugh Keevins in his usual Sunday drivel article, Celtic are done. Apparently now, the only job we must do is beat the Ibrox side, thus paving the way for Hearts to win the title. Because that's…...

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readceltic.com > 03/13/2026 > latest-celtic-merch-launch-goes-down-like-a-fart-in-a-spacesuit-just

Latest Celtic Merch launch goes down like a fart in a Spacesuit, just like Brian Wilson's interview on Celtic TV

3+ week, 1+ hour ago  (813+ words) As usual, the Celtic board always fails to read the room. Now, we know they always aim to bring out new merch around St. Patrick's day. But that one is really starting to wear thin with most Celtic fans. Look,…...

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readceltic.com > 03/10/2026 > its-time-everyone-woke-up-and-realised-that-celtic-are-no-part-of-scotlands-shame

Its time everyone woke up and realised that Celtic are no part of Scotland's Shame

3+ week, 2+ day ago  (1258+ words) In the world we live in today, something very strange has happened when it comes to reporting the truth. We know the truth is rarely told about Celtic. We also know that every time the Ibrox side behaves like it…...

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readceltic.com > 03/02/2026 > should-celtic-fans-be-concerned-by-the-fact-that-jens-berthel-askou-was-at-ibrox-with-his-agent-yesterday

Should Celtic fans be concerned by the fact that Jens Berthel Askou was at Ibrox with his agent yesterday?

1+ mon, 15+ hour ago  (869+ words) Motherwell manager Jens Berthel Askou was in the stands at Ibrox yesterday, but what might be of interest to Celtic fans is the fact that his agent was also with him to take in the game. Now Berthel Askou may…...

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readceltic.com > 03/03/2026 > danny-rohl-is-starting-to-crack-and-a-celtic-victory-this-coming-weekend-could-result-in-a-full-on-meltdown

Danny Röhl is starting to crack, and a Celtic victory this coming weekend could result in a full on meltdown

1+ mon, 2+ hour ago  (745+ words) Inevitably, it always happens at Ibrox, the pressure gets to every one of them in the end, and its usually brought on by a Celtic manager. This time, R'hl's attempts to play mind games with Martin O'Neill are failing miserably....

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readceltic.com > 03/02/2026 > cheers-beatons-tears-and-the-beauty-of-ai-celtic-fans-in-stitches-at-ai-cheers-sitcom-pisstake-the-louden

"Cheers", Beaton's tears, and the beauty of AI. Celtic fans in stitches at AI "Cheers" sitcom pisstake, "The Louden"

1+ mon, 21+ hour ago  (401+ words) Yesterday's result at Ibrox was a huge morale booster for Celtic, there's no doubt about that. While we might not have bagged all the points, coming back from 2-0 down swings the psychological pendulum for next weekend well into Celtic's favour....

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readceltic.com > 03/04/2026 > when-it-comes-to-shithousery-celtic-fans-are-hands-down-the-undisputed-masters-of-this-art

When it comes to shithousery, Celtic fans are hands down the undisputed masters of this art

4+ week, 1+ day ago  (532+ words) One of the best parts of the aftermath of a Glasgow Derby victory, or even a draw snatched from the jaws of defeat like last Sunday's, is the inevitable shithousery from Celtic fans afterwards. There is no disputing the fact…...

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readceltic.com > 03/02/2026 > celtic-all-but-ended-the-ibrox-sides-title-hopes-yesterday-if-we-move-above-them-on-wednesday-well-stay-there

Celtic all but ended the Ibrox side's title hopes yesterday, if we move above them on Wednesday, we'll stay there

1+ mon, 1+ day ago  (925+ words) Three draws in their last four fixtures has ultimately finished the Ibrox side's title hopes, if Celtic can win at Pittodrie on Wednesday night, they'll drop to third in the table. The likelihood is that they'll stay there. The funny…...

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readceltic.com > 03/04/2026 > celtic-should-be-pulling-out-all-the-stops-to-sign-julian-araujo-he-understands-exactly-what-it-takes-to-play-for-this-club

Celtic should be pulling out all the stops to sign Julian Araujo, he understands exactly what it takes to play for this club

4+ week, 1+ day ago  (790+ words) When Julian Araujo made his debut during the dismal 3-1 loss to the Ibrox side at Celtic Park last January, he probably didn't have much of a clue about the rivalry between both clubs prior to then. Fast forward two months,…...

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readceltic.com > 02/27/2026 > celtics-courage-in-stuttgart-last-night-shows-why-we-have-every-reason-to-be-optimistic-heading-to-ibrox

Celtic's courage in Stuttgart last night shows why we have every reason to be optimistic heading to Ibrox

1+ mon, 4+ day ago  (648+ words) Celtic's 1-0 victory last night in Stuttgart didn't come as a surprise to me, after all, I predicted on Monday's Trinity Tims podcast that they would win because the pressure was off. While this win wasn't enough and we're still out…...