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Larder archaeology is now a thing
5+ hour, 45+ min ago (180+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news 'We'd just watched Time Team to take our minds of the Lecky bill and the cost of the weekly shop when I had a lightbulb moment. I realised that we needed…...
BBC Parliament part-scripted reality show
8+ hour, 37+ min ago (113+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news In a Panorama exclusive tonight, after three and a half years of meticulous investigation, Laura Kuenssberg finally reveals what the cameras in the House of Commons are actually recording " a carefully…...
The trouble with Lincoln Continental drones
12+ hour, 5+ min ago (16+ words) The trouble with Lincoln Continental drones'NewsBiscuit Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news...
UK Gambling Commission punts £19.2m fine on 15:30 at Huntingdon
2+ day, 11+ hour ago (138+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news Already a record fine, this stands to increase by 15/2 if Stroll On By comes in. Payers William Hill, were surprisingly enthusiastic to fast track a new account opened by the Gambling…...
Putin first world leader to send message of congratulations to Will Smith
5+ day, 11+ hour ago (155+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news Despite having other fish frying, Russian despot Vladimir Putin, has been quick off the mark and becomes the first world leader to congratulate Will Smith, after the Men In Black star…...
Tantamont Pictures presents Trump in 'The Chump in Washington"
1+ week, 1+ day ago (19+ words) Tantamont Pictures presents Trump in 'The Chump in Washington'NewsBiscuit Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news...
New reference book: 'Jane's Delayed Fighting Vehicles - an A-to-A Guide"
1+ week, 4+ day ago (134+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news A much slimmer version of the authoritative 'Armoured Fighting Vehicles' publication from Jane's will be produced. Soon. Within budget. And without requiring extensive re-training of readers on how to use the…...
End of Days promises balmy weather
2+ week, 2+ day ago (154+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news As Christian zionists salivate over building the Third Temple and ushering in the age of Gog and Magog, the rest of us can expect a delightful Spring. Said one weather caster....
Tube passengers complain about another 'multi‑sensory' advert
2+ week, 5+ day ago (18+ words) Tube passengers complain about another 'multi'sensory' advert'NewsBiscuit Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news...
0 MPH speed limit to be introduced in Central London
3+ week, 5+ day ago (241+ words) Writer of the Month The UK's original fake news The London Mayor's Office has announced forthcoming legislation that will see all motorists in centre of the capital having to observe a strict 0 mph speed limit from January 1st 2027. A spokesperson told…...