17+ hour, 35+ min ago  (165+ words) A brand-new installment of our weekly comic that follows woodland creatures as they create art and search out whimsy in a bleak forest. Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls,…...

20+ hour, 50+ min ago  (257+ words) Because I can't remember a single damn time Steve Kim was in a small-budget Canadian show like that. During one of these meetings, our CTO said, "And also, like, you can use it to keep up with your college roommates....

1+ day, 20+ hour ago  (453+ words) I am proud of how far I've come. I started as a Passover food, but now grocery stores display me for all Jewish holidays, even the ones where people fast all day. I am allowed to feel salty. I am…...

2+ day, 20+ hour ago  (256+ words) And in exchange, you can wear (but not own) our Puffer coats. Then you'll open your leather pouch and generously invest an amount we determine (this is not a transaction but a sealing of an oath with money), and we'll…...

3+ day, 20+ hour ago  (343+ words) We're looking for a unicorn. A creative type with an analytical brain. A rule breaker and a team player. Rainbow horn and silver blood. What will be your job? The better question is, what won't be your job? You'll do…...

6+ day, 21+ hour ago  (500+ words) Tired of our regular meals? Looking for something exotic and authentic? Will frying another skinless chicken breast make you lose your will to live? Personally curated by hundreds of Indian moms, our new meal kits share ancient secrets passed down…...

6+ day, 19+ hour ago  (13+ words) Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Amy Appelhans Gubser'McSweeney's Internet Tendency...

1+ week, 16+ hour ago  (236+ words) A new installment of our weekly comic about woodland creatures creating art and searching out whimsy in a bleak forest. Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago  (277+ words) In light of recent rollbacks on environmental protection, we, the creators behind the beloved birding app Merlin Bird ID, have preemptively shifted into the field of argument identification. Our highly accurate predictive models have shown that while most birds won't…...

1+ week, 2+ day ago  (581+ words) When the Great Chairwakening occurred twenty-eight minutes ago, and the newly self-aware furniture instantly squashed the life out of any unfortunate who happened to be sitting in one of them, I started seeing skeet after skeet begging someone to explain…...